The other day, we were expecting to have some guests over for an evening meal, so we prepared some appetizers: chips and dip, veggies, and my personal favorite party food- cocktail wieners in BBQ sauce. We ended up not having the guests over because I hurt my back and had to go to the doctor right away (everything's fine now,) but anyway, we had a huge crockpot full of these little bitty sausages.
So we served them up for our own dinner. We cut them up even smaller for Lance and put them on his high chair tray. He devoured them. There was BBQ sauce dripping all down his face and down the legs of the high chair.
He got full, and then bored, so he decided to play with his food. He must have seen me putting on my makeup that morning, because I look over at him, and he is rubbing his face with one of these little sausages. All over his little face. BBQ sauce everywhere.
And then I utter a phrase I never thought I would hear myself say:
"Don't rub that sausage on your face!"
What are some of the weirder things you have said now that you have become a parent?
He got full, and then bored, so he decided to play with his food. He must have seen me putting on my makeup that morning, because I look over at him, and he is rubbing his face with one of these little sausages. All over his little face. BBQ sauce everywhere.
And then I utter a phrase I never thought I would hear myself say:
"Don't rub that sausage on your face!"
What are some of the weirder things you have said now that you have become a parent?
10 comments:
LOL!! I can't think of any offhand, but this is truly funny! Thanks for the laugh!
I bought my nephew a Wii last weekend, and overheard him saying to his friend, "Okay, now you be the pitcher and I'll be the catcher." He misunderstood the positions, but my sister and I both looked at each other and busted out laughing. Hopefully he won't understand the ramifications of that one for a while.
Oh let me count the silly things I've said! Every once in a while one will creep up and I'll realize that I AM my Mother!
:-) Susan
BWHWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That, my dear, is a classic. :-)
Good gravy, now that you ask, I can't remember any of mine. As soon as I do, I'll be baaaaaack.....
That will be great to embarrass him with as a teenager.
You need to post a picture of him in such condition.
I wouldn't even know where to begin. But the sausage? That was hilarious!
All right, I thought of one. The other day during family prayers, Bode interrupted by screaming B*OOOOOBIES and lunging for my chest. Too bad he was about three inches too high. Or maybe that was a good thing. :-)
Mostly sentences about fingers not belonging in that part of the cat....
Hee hee, I blogged a whole list once!
"Give me that booger!"
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