First of all, noisy upstairs neighbors kept me from falling asleep. I went outside to my balcony, yelled at them, and they were finally somewhat quiet.
Then, Snoring Husband kept me from falling asleep, so I went out to the couch.
It got hot in the living room, so I stumbled back into our room.
I finally fall into a comfortable sleep.
An hour later, Lance wakes up screaming.
And here I am.