Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Random Blah-ness

If you've been following me on Twitter, then you know that I'm sick. Nasty sick. Bronchitis, sinus infection, sore throat, etc etc etc. I like to call it "The Crud."

Anyhoo. I have been prescribed four medications to get me out of this crud: an antibiotic, an inhaler, a decongestant, and a nighttime cough syrup. I didn't have them all filled, just the antibiotic and and the inhaler because, hello? My medicine cabinet is stuffed full of decongestants and cough syrups and I am morally opposed to spending money on unnecessary medication.

I think I might audition for American Idol this next season if they hold auditions in Miami again. Just for fun. And heck, maybe I could land a record contract.

If I actually do this and make it to the finals, I would want to go on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson because he's just stinkin' hilarious. "It's been a great day for America, everyone!" "Has there been a MURDER??!!" "Have we got a picture of Paul McCartney?" So Craig, if you're reading this and I audition for American Idol next season and make it to the finals, please let me come on your show! Oh, and I'd also have to go on Rachael Ray because she is just awesome. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't know how to cook. At all.

The AC repairman is coming later. Our AC is working fine, but the unit is leaking water all over our garage. In the heat and humidity of Florida, I am assured that this is a common and easily fixable problem. (SO glad we're renting!! Landlord can foot the bill on this one!)

I guess that's enough Random Blah-ness for one afternoon. Lance is sleeping, time for another dose of meds.

Have a great night and tip your waitresses!

9 comments:

kelli said...

So sorry you're sick!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Craig Ferguson. He is so great. I could listen to him talk for a hundred years.

Jessica said...

I hope you feel better! I am really going to have to check out this twitter thing everyone keeps talking about!

Gerbil said...

I don't think I've ever heard of Craig Ferguson? Hope you're feeling better soon!

Mamacita Tina said...

Girlfriend, get better! No more spreading yourself too thin, remember to just say NO.

So I'm clueless about American Idol and Craig Ferguson. But best wishes to you...

Haley said...

Feel better soon girlie! That would totally cool of you made it on IDOL. Good luck with that!

Damselfly said...

You should TOTALLY try out and perform a Stevie Nicks song! ;)

Amber said...

Craig = funny!

Sickness = not!

Get better. FAST!

Don Mills Diva said...

Sorry you're feeling like crap - I'm sick myself and it SUCKS!

Michelle in Mx said...

aw -
I hate it when mommies get sick!
Here's a mental bowl of hot soup (your favorit) with some camamille tea . . OK?