Bringing the trash cans back up to the side of the house.
Where, evidently, a nest of bees has taken up residence.
I did everything you're NOT supposed to do around bees.
I screamed. I jumped. I flailed my arms wildly. I ran like heck.
One particularly enterprising bee found my elbow and stung it. Hard. It throbbed for hours afterwards. Thankfully, I'm not allergic to bee stings, so I only had to deal with a little discomfort for awhile.
I really hope none of my neighbors saw me and got it on videotape, because if they did, they will win $10,000 from America's Funniest Home Videos.